Porn for straight girls, hallelujah!

Do you know Bobbi Starr? If you do, can you personally thank her for existing? And if you don't, please stop reading this post and go to her site immediately to enjoy enormous orgasms this woman's prodigious talents as performer/purveyor of some very hot shit.

Thanks to Fleshbot, which recently posted a link to Ms. Starr's directorial debut (pithily titled "Downtown 3-Way"), I can now say I have seen the promised land. Having watched "Downtown 3-Way and the other free video on the site, called "Hollywood Hotel," I can also say that this is porn I feel good (really, really good) about watching. Here's my personal Siskel & Ebert take on both of them.

"Downtown 3-Way" opens perhaps none too promisingly, with a "set" that consists of a bed, a window and three walls over which you can clearly see the rest of the warehouse in which the film is being shot. Two gals are hanging out on a bed (aw, roomies!) when the doorbell rings and the newly moved-in guy next door comes in to... borrow a cup of sugar? And then rapidly ends up pantsless, happily engaged in a mutual ravaging with his new neighbors. All manner of oral, vaginal, and anal combinations ensue. This little film has been responsible for at least half a dozen orgasms in my household between myself and my man, and will be again in the future, for sure.

 "Hollywood Hotel" is perhaps a wee bit... classier, or at least less overtly "we're filming porn in a warehouse over here" than "Downtown 3-Way." There's not even a suggestion of a plot — just two people making out in a hallway, giving & receiving a BJ in said hallway, then stumbling down said hallway to the bedroom to get naked. The guy has an impressively long cock, the chick has a nice, sexy bod with silicone-free boobs (and a fuzzy pussy, yes!), and best of all they seem to actually enjoy getting it on together. And they use a condom! This may sound weird, but I found that to be... if not a turn-on, then a pleasant novelty. So yeah, two naturally attractive people fucking for real and enjoying it for real and moaning and gasping for real works for me. It especially worked for me while being shtupped from behind, leaned over my desk by my man. Twice.

It's hard to explain, but this is the kind of porn I've been searching for. Put simply, it feels like it was made by a woman. There are no steroidal dudes with bad tans and bad haircuts, no chicks with ginormous fake breasts screaming implausibly over said dudes' cocks. It just feels like real, and really hot, sex. Yay for that. This is porn I'm excited to tell my friends about, and that's a first.