Different strokes

I've been masturbating since I was 7 years old. Back then it didn't take much more than seeing two people kissing on a soap opera to get my motor running. As a grown up lady, I now rely on various kinds of stimulation: my hand, my vibrator, Barney (aka my sparkly purple dildo).... and porn. I'm not turned on by everything out there, but I've been surprised at how much my body, at least, reacts positively to even some of the nastiest, unsexiest stuff I've come across.

One thing that never fails to get me happy is seeing other women get themselves off. I don't know why! Wait, yes I do. Because women make good sounds. Because they writhe around. Because I know what they're feeling down there when they make those sounds and writhe around. I know that ache and the delicious squishy wetness and the buildup to those crazy contractions and the release.

This is a great compilation of real women having real orgasms, and it got me real hot, and I think it will do the same for you. I don't love the overproduced segments shot from above with the overwrought noir lighting, but they don't detract from the other bits of real-life hip-shaking, moaning ecstasy going on here. No need to thank me; this kind of work is its own reward.

Motion on the ocean

As a youngish lady of the hetero persuasion, I've had what one might call conflicted feelings about porn. The feminist in me has recoiled from the very idea of it - it's disgusting! sexist! violent! aggressive! repressive! regressive! etc - and the horndog in me has of course been attracted to it, no matter the strength of denials about how wet my pussy gets looking at it/listening to it/watching it. This blog is an attempt to explore the wide world of porn in its various forms to see how comfortable one can get as a straight female consumer... and to make fun of the cheesy awful stuff that's out there and to compile a bunch of the sexy, titillating stuff to refer to when I'm home alone, hanging out with my vibrator. 

So here we go!

Mr. Clean and friends courtesy of The Naked Daily Drool.

My boyfriend has been urging me to roam the internets in the search for things that get me hot. Let me tell you, I'm realizing very quickly that porn for straight women seems to be about as easy to find as a kosher cheeseburger. It seems like there's lots of stuff out there by and for dykes (and the hetero men and women who love them), and gobs and gobs of stuff by and for gay men and straight men and bi men. But for straight women who either want to watch hetero couples with real bodies get it on or look at naked dudes that aren't waxed all over? Not a ton. 

That being said, these few images are a start. Mr. Clean above, for example - hot bod, clearly a large cock, and also a tendency towards personal cleanliness that now that I think about it might be verging on the weird (WHY DO YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR BALLS ON A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?).

This guy reminds me a little of bit of Jake Gyllenhaal, if Jake were in a porno about being conscripted into the Israeli army. His posture may be terrible, but his abs are ridiculous, he's not steroidal, he's pleasantly fuzzy, and his dick is not going to stand at ease until you've dropped and given him at least one big one. Two if you're lucky. Also, the beard. Also, he's foxy!

And while we're on the subject of men who barely look like the celebrities I'm comparing them to, the guy above reminded me of Ryan Gosling in that movie where he plays the crack addicted teacher. Such a sexy, sexy crack addicted teacher... Anyway. I haven't had too much experience with guys who are uncut, and I struggle with feeling like uncircumsized penises look weird. It's how God made them, how can it be weird? And yet. Tubers, rutabagas, sand worms... It's just unfamiliar. So here I am familiarizing myself. This one definitely has a sand worm quality to it, but there's something cute about the glans being on the smaller size, at the tip of what's admittedly a fairly righteously sized member. He's got a nice body, and the moles on his torso are sexy and... I dunno, natural looking?

There you have it. Three naked dudes in my first real post. Maybe this won't be as hard (no pun intended) as I thought.

Let the games begin!

Today is the first day of the rest of your naughty, naughty life.